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Made His Bed

A foam mattress without the foam

Made His Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some beds are better without springs in them

When fluffy is too stuffy
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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle


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