Made His Bed

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan