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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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