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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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