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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Silence makes idiots seem wise even for a minute. - Carlos R Zafon

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True wisdom lies in gathering the precious things out of each hour as it goes by. - E S Bouton

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in the world. - Helen Keller

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery


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