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Make Loaf Not War

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Common sense is wisdom with its sleeves rolled up. - Kyle Farnsworth

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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