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Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

A proverb is a wise saying, old yet radiant with novelty. - Erasmus

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in the next. - John S Mill

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The truth is that whenever a fence is removed, it's wise to ask why it was put there in the first place. - Ravi Zacharias

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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