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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath


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