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Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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