Math Watch

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock