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Mathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

In the real world, the smartest people are people who make mistakes and learn. In school, the smartest people don't make mistakes. - Robert T Kiyosaki

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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