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Milkshake Desweetener

Wisse prefers a White Spot milkshake

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

Mixing drinks at The Old Spaghetti Factory, Whistler, B.C.

Milkshake Desweetener thanks to Pepijn Boomsluiter

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Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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