Milkshake Desweetener

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Charity is the sterilized milk of human kindness. - Oliver Herford

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown