Milkshake Desweetener

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend