QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich
The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown
Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend