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Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge. - William Shakespeare

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle