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Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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