Milkshake Desweetener

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci