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Mirror Bike

Bicycle tires with a side view

Mirror Bike thanks to Keith Blake

A touch of illusion added to this year’s Tour de France

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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