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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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