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Mirror Lake

Is this a fake mirror?

Mirror Lake thanks to Jim Serritella

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The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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