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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass
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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now. - Robin Williams

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black


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