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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass

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Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. - Gloria Steinem

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. - Joe Moore

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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