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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass
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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

You must look into people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I wear glasses, so I can look for things I keep losing. - Bill Cosby

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. - Henry David Thoreau

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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