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Mirror Shaking

Saying hello to yourself

Mirror Shaking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

This one's a real glassic!

Allen through the looking glass

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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

You must look into people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Ever since I made tomorrow my favorite day, I've been uncomfortable looking back. - Paul Harvey

When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers. - Polish Proverb

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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