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Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain. - Henry Ford

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Leaving society to algorithms will be like leaving healthcare to stethoscopes. - Abhijit Naskar

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. - Zachary Scott

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Find out what failures do and don't do it. Find out what successful people do and emulate it. - Unknown

Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you! - Frank Herbert

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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