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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

When we are open to new possibilities, we find them. Be open and skeptical of everything. - Todd Kashdan

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

There is always room for a man of force and he makes room for many. Society is a troop of thinkers and the best heads among them take the best places. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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