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Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Either I will find a way, or I will make one. - Philip Sidney

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there. - Chuck Palahniuk

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Every Jack has his Jill; if only they can find each other. - R Cotgrave

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

A little while, we are in eternity; before we find ourselves there, let us do much for Christ. - Ann Judson

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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