Mom Posting

Find a way or make one. - Admiral Peary

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

He who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki