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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

He had them as spellbound as a room full of Ewoks listening to C-3PO. - Cory Doctorow

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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