Mom Posting

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Nothing gives an author so much pleasure as to find his works respectfully quoted by other learned authors. - Benjamin Franklin

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden