Moses As A Lifeguard
Parting the waters ahead of his time
First came Homer Simpson off the high diving platform
... and the next casualty was the Joe-kster
QuotaBillsReligion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias
Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar
To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments, he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments. - Isaac B. Singer
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James
Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias
The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge