QuotaBillsReligion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais
My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama
His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield
The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke
The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple
Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham
While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson
Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias
Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken
I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas