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Moses' USB Tablets

'New Revised Standard' version holds thousands of commandments

Moses' USB Tablets thanks to Mel Hardman

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That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

And here's Moses Kiptanui, the nineteen-year-old Kenyan, who turned twenty a few weeks ago. - David Coleman

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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