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Motherhood

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A year's care; a minute's ruin. - Filipino Proverb

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Successful mothers are not the ones who have never struggled. They are the ones who never give up, despite their struggles. - Sharon Jaynes

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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