QuotaBillsMother Superiority - Archie Bunker
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie
The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller
There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill
Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury
I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand
Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells
Successful mothers are not the ones who have never struggled. They are the ones who never give up, despite their struggles. - Sharon Jaynes
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers
It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin