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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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