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Motherhood

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Motherhood thanks to Mike King

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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