Motherhood

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle. - Phyllis Diller

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription. - Val Saintsbury

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Our fathers teach us what we should become, our mothers teach us what we are. - Amish Saying

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

Successful mothers are not the ones who have never struggled. They are the ones who never give up, despite their struggles. - Sharon Jaynes

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin