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Motor Roller Coaster

Brits on a roll at an English park

Motor Roller Coaster thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

'Velocity' Motor Bike Roller Coaster at Flamingo Land, Malton, North Yorkshire, UK

Motor Roller Coaster thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Motor Roller Coaster thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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