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Mountain Iron Man

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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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