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Mountain Iron Man

Looking your best on the summit peak

Mountain Iron Man thanks to Keith Blake

The Iron Man's highest achievement

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Persistence and endurance will make you omnipotent. - Casey Neistat

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

You never conquer the mountain. You only conquer yourself. - Jim Whittaker

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Edmund Hillary

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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