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Mountain Iron Man

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What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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