QuotaBillsFacts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud
I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright