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Moving Sofa

Taking a back-seat rest on moving day

Moving Sofa thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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