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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

The English are not happy unless they are miserable, the Irish are not at peace unless they are at war, and the Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. - George Orwell

Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past. - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

Camel: 1. An animal that looks as though it had been put together by a committee; 2. An animal that ruined its shape trying to get through the eye of a needle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry

Forgiveness is not always easy. At times, it feels more painful than the wound we suffered, to forgive the one that inflicted it. And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war the finest human qualities. Peace, no less than war, requires idealism and self-sacrifice and a righteous and dynamic faith. - John F. Dulles

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament and fluency in Biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also happens to be Muslim. - Reza Aslan

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday. To have no tomorrow. To forget time. To forgive life. To be at peace. - Oscar Wilde

My father worked for the railroad, and whenever a train crashed, we would go as a family and steal food from the boxcars. One year we stole a case of butterscotch pudding that was for export to Israel. It took us years to get through. - Chuck Palahniuk

'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

Most of us need time to work through pain and loss. We can find all manner of reasons for postponing forgiveness. One of these reasons is waiting for the wrongdoers to repent before we forgive them. Yet such a delay causes us to forfeit the peace and happiness that could be ours. - James E Faust

The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump


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