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NAACP Cover Up

Was George Washington a racist?

NAACP Cover Up thanks to Mike King

NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) covers the George Washington bronze statue at the annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day rally (MLK Day) at the state house in Columbia, South Carolina on January 17, 2011. The 'box' was used to conceal the 'Father of His Country' from view so that participants would not be offended by his presence.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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