Nautical Sense of Humour
Do you suffer from Cirrhosis Of The River? Take Vitamin Sea
QuotaBillsI need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown
Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan
When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon
The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb
It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd
I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac
Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown
My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran
The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau
We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson