Nautical Sense of Humour

I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson