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Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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