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Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

We have learned so many lessons,
Since our heads were bowed in grief,
That have kept our boat from crashing
On life's ragged, rocky reef. - Gertrude T Buckingham

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. - Ronnie Corbett

Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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