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Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

Nautical Sense of Humour thanks to Jim Serritella

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Leeks: Vegetables found in boats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

The Norway lobster is known by a variety of different names: cigala in Spain, langoustine in France, Dublin Bay Prawn in Ireland. And in Italy, as well as the U.K., scampi. - Tom P. Bowles

There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. - Ronnie Corbett

I should sooner live in a society governed by the first two thousand names in the Boston telephone directory than in a society governed by the two thousand faculty members of Harvard University. - William F Buckley


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