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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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