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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz


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