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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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