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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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