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Neck Exercises to do at the Computer thanks to Mike King

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle


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