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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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