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New York Time Lapse

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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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