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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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