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All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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