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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

I just go where the guitar takes me. - Angus Young

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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