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QuotaBillsDentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman