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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg