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Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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