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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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