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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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