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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Should not a career be something splendid, wonderful, spectacular or, at the very least, something varied and exciting? - Lucy Maud Montgomery

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov