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When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Every Jack has his Jill; if only they can find each other. - R Cotgrave

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Don't you just hate it when you try to think of something other than golf... and you can't? - Mike Purkey

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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