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A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. - Henry Kissinger

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Perfectionist: One who takes infinite pains, and often gives them to other people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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