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I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

It is in the shelter of each other that people live. - Irish Proverb

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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