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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Canadians are the people who learned to live without the bold accents of the natural ego-trippers of other lands. - Marshall McLuhan

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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