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Other Door

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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

One of the most valuable things we can do to heal one another is listen to each other's stories. - Rebecca Falls

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf


ORCAstraighted

'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

I Think I'll Just Go Around

People Of The River

Synonym Rolls

New Stormtrooper

Education Standstill

Pool Cleaner

Stool There

Soldier Tribute

It Was That Close

Messy Temper Tantrum

Big Tame Hunter

Exactly Enough Space

Coca Cola Twins

Sidetracked Baby

Breakthrough Blessings

Pauper's Graveside Service

Are You Ready?

Pulling The Wool Over Your Eyes

Girlfriends

How To Weigh Yourself Correctly