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Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Until they split off into all them other denumerations. - Archie Bunker

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

Every Jack has his Jill; if only they can find each other. - R Cotgrave

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Happiness and sadness run parallel to each other. When one takes a rest, the other one tends to take up the slack. - Hazelmarie Elliott

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true. - Soren Kierkegaard

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Half the world is composed of those who have something to say but can't; the other half is of those who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. - Robert Frost


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