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Other Door thanks to Mike King

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Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. - John Green

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along. - Rumi

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant. - George Burns

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60%. - Ellen Degeneres

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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Squirrel Feeder Trap

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Florida Sewer Rat

Crane Drop

Special Touch

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Selfie Stuck

Organic Compromise

Crab Collection

Basketball Car

Apathy Mountain

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CPU Marshmallows

Hokey Pokey Clinic

Brazil Banisters

VW Treehouse

Crocodile Fall

Hoodie Onesy

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