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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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I may be crazy but at least I have each other. - Unknown

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other's gaps. - Sylvester Stallone

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Doing things by halves is worthless; it may be the other half that counts. - Unknown

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback, set it up on one side and it tumbles over on the other. - Martin Luther

There is only one way to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it. - Dale Carnegie

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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