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Other Door

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Other Door thanks to Mike King

If at first your don’t succeed, try the only other one

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

You must look into other people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

I got gaps; you got gaps; we fill each other's gaps. - Sylvester Stallone

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? - George Carlin

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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Strong Straws

Lucky Spectator

Breadlace

I Think I'll Hold It

Instant Coffee Tragedy

Cow Camouflage

Room For Two

Neandertallica

Key-o-Saurus

Pure Maple Syrup

Dentist Drill

Wife Consumption

Dog Proctologist

Vintage Birth Control

Used Cows For Sale

Stylish Butcher

Greek Financial Path

God Gives Restaurant

Rubik's Cube Puzzle-Meant

Modern Printing Press

Frequent FlyHair

Geek Breakfast

Art School Graduate