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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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