#1 humor site on the 'net

PacMan Lights

Lights out by Flash PacMan

PacMan Lights thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

QuotaBills
Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke


Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

Illusionary

Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

All White Meat

Alien Moon Landing

Nothing But Net

Bible Bar

Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers

Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment

Sunday Weather Forecast

On The Eighth Day

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Texas Limo

No Smoking Fish

New Brunswick Swimming Pools

Box Car

Night Shift for a Computer Geek

Meep Meep