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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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