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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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