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Painter Pail

How not to paint your house

Painter Pail thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Exterior house painting by Three Stooges Unlimited

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Every good painter paints what he is. - Rembrandt Van Rijn

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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