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Paradise Reclaimed

Restoring nature to its natural beauty

Paradise Reclaimed thanks to Mel Hardman

Now you can bring back scenic days of long ago!

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Static: Nature's way of protecting us from certain radio programs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes


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