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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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