QuotaBillsEven the gods love jokes. - Plato
Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown
I love everything about India. - Russell Peters
All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly
Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias
I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx
Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard
How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks
The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton
I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus
Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald
Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott
That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott
When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis
I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk
Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost
The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx
Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford
I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal
What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore
Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake
Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman
If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling
When I remember bygone days
I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim