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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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