Photo Scratch
How not to improve your image
Just when you think you've taken a great picture...
Have an itch to take a really good photograph?
QuotaBillsOptical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle
One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker
An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. - Erin Morgenstern
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown
They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson
X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler
Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden
If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus
Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing
Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing
When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown
Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker
Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen
Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale
When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft