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Photo Scratch

How not to improve your image

Photo Scratch thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just when you think you've taken a great picture...

Have an itch to take a really good photograph?

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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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