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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

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If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Because I'm an artist, I can't ever consider myself a nihilist, so I suppose I'm optimistic. - Marilyn Manson

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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