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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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