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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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