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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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