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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

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'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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I drink therefore I am. - WC Fields

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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