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'Pick Your Nose' Cup

Personalized cups for nosey drinkers

'Pick Your Nose' Cup thanks to Keith Blake

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Drink to me. - Pablo Picasso

Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders


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