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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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