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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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