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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown