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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Obedience is the highest practical courage. - Charles H Spurgeon

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown