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Playing Mantis

When he's not Praying, he's Playing

Playing Mantis thanks to Mel Hardman

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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