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Plywood Portrait

See anything exciting in your wood pile?

Plywood Portrait thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Adding artistic flare to leftover plywood

Bubba hopes to make it big one frame at a time

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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