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Polar Bear Photographer

Global Warming forces polar bears to find other work

Polar Bear Photographer thanks to Keith Blake

Dessert snack after a meal of tourists

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy


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