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Polar Bear Photographer

Global Warming forces polar bears to find other work

Polar Bear Photographer thanks to Keith Blake

Dessert snack after a meal of tourists

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Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A camera, by arresting motion, gives permanence to the impermanent. - Freeman Patterson

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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