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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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