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Political Promise Hauler

Finding an outlet for your political rivals

Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. - Jay Leno

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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