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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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When you make a promise, keep it. - Zig Ziglar

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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