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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Promise me you will not spend so much time treading water and trying to keep your head above the waves that you forget, truly forget, how much you have always loved to swim. - Tyler K Gregson

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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