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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

When you make a promise, keep it. - Zig Ziglar

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

An acre of performance is worth a world of promises. - Red Auerbach

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice

I think George Will is somebody that said recently that the Republicans will not lose, as a Republican, that the Republicans will not win the election. I think it was a terrible statement. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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