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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

The prospects are bright as the promises of God. - Adoniram Judson

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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