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Political Promise Hauler

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Political Promise Hauler thanks to Keith Blake

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When you make a promise, keep it. - Zig Ziglar

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

If you won't give me your word of honor, will you give me your promise? - Samuel Goldwyn

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil. - James Lane Allen

Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future. - John F Kennedy

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

Megyn Kelly: You've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals."
Donald Trump: Only Rosie O'Donnell. - Donald Trump

My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru. - Unknown

If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump

Millions of Americans are standing up and saying, 'We want our country back!' Republicans, Democrats, Independents, will not go down the path of Greece, we will not go quietly into the night. - Ted Cruz


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