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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no such thing as a great talent without great willpower. - Honoré de Balzac

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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