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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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