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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

Poodle Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

When you're out of willpower, you can call on stubbornness. - Henri Matisse

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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