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Poodle Power

Dogs that excel in the weightlifting class

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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