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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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