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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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