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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Howard Ruff

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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