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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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