QuotaBillsSupport the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach
Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller
National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown
I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx
If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller
If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno
If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel