Redneck Cupboard

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

A town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel