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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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