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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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