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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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