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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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