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Do all things with love. - Og Mandino

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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