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I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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