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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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