Redneck Electric Pool
Water in its purest form is not conductive
It's the impurities in the water - salts, dust and Rednecks that enables it to conduct electricity
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown