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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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