Redneck House Move

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan