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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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