Redneck House Move

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan