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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

Give me a place to stand and I'll move the world. - Archimedes

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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