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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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