Redneck House Move

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan