Redneck House Move

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Kinstipation: A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan