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Redneck House Move

Moving's easy when you don't have to worry about overpasses

Redneck House Move thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To Haul With It!

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Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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