QuotaBillsAnd so to bed. - Samuel Pepys
Mind over mattress. - Stephen Covey
Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly
Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown
Early Rising: Triumph of mind over mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker
To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress. - Unknown
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll
Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon
It's been a tough week. I bought myself a memory foam mattress and now it's trying to blackmail me. - Gary Delaney
You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. - Maya Angelou
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle