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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Stampede: A mad rush to the post office - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The post of honour is a private station. - Joseph Addison

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

The past is a guide post, not a hitching post. - L. Thomas Holdcroft

Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post. - Charles Beresford

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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